Sunday, February 15, 2009

happy valentine's day to you too.

oooo, snap.
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "keirin cut and ToC - help needed!":

Beth:

You've got to be kidding about the Thunder-thigh jean cut demands.

If you aren't, then you are a psycho.

Here'e marketing 101 for you, which, if you're looking for some sort of paid career after the bike infatuation matures, well, stfu and learn a thing or two.

While no doubt your thighs need some breathing room, the market niche for such girls as you is not a viable market niche. It's an orphan drug in denim.

If you think it's such a viable niche, go to a contract manufacturer and have him build you a few thousand pairs in each size from 2 - 14 and make yourself rich.

If you are not willing to do that, then all you're doing is demonstrating you are psychotic to the entire world.

Face it, Michael Ball is just not that in to you.

7 comments:

Ominotigre said...

Anonymous is [always] one tough customer.
Internet = srs biz, frsrsly

Coach Tom said...

Hey Beth,

Judging by the poor grammar, and the third-person singular reference, your anonymous poster is likely Michael Ball himself. It was good to see you Friday night. Hopefully the MTB crowd didn't get you too wasted.

Tom

Kimberly (aka. DrKim) said...

Beth--In case you didn't notice...you got mentioned on Fatcyclist.com's liveblogging yesterday.... :-) It was fun.

norcalcyclingnews.com said...

welcome to fan mail!!!

it only gets better ... trust me.

Anonymous said...

If you use Flour it will stay on the road in the rain! It takes a good 5-10 pound bag though...

liquidwrench said...
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beth said...

tom- nice seeing you too friday! yeah, i did get kind of wasted- but i am kind of a light weight. i get kind stupid after even one beer.