it is just too amazing to slowly drift its way onto page two. i figured marymaroon gave mark this skinsuit. nope. he bought it.
patten was asking me an awful lot of personal questions yesterday.
it started off like this--
patten: beth, how tall are you?several laps later he asked this--
patten: beth, should i be concerned about your home life? are you having some domestic disputes? mark is observing the bruises on the back of my legs.about fifteen minutes later, patton asked me again--
patten: beth, so how did you get all those bruises on your legs?no. patten doesn't stop there--
beth: i was being a fool on my commuter bike and jumped off/on when the pedals were flinging around.
patten: so what size shoe do you wear?i am sure there were some more personal questions in there.
beth: what is this? are you planning a makeover for me?
patten: yeah. you need more flare. i am all about flare.
readership, beware. if you find me on match.com, i did not sign-up for membership! patten has a twisted joke planned, and i am onto it!