hello keirin cut robbers. let me introduce myself. my name is beth bikes! beth newell to my close family and friends, but you can call me beth bikes! because i do not like you. but you must already know my name because you stole my idea from me.
i recently was informed by one of my loyal bloggers of this!
did you ask for the right to use my totally awesome name???
why didn't you ask?! because you know there would no one in hell that i would grant you access to my awesome keirin cut name~ $188 pants? really?! are those NJS approved? i'd never be game for such brooklyn boutique bullshit!!
and lastly, they aren't jeans! we don't need pantalons. cotton stretches regardless. we want denim keirin cut. and your stupid model has skinny legs! can't you do anything right?!?!
it was much more easy to find your email address than michael ball's. and so i am going to publish it to everyone.
please send them an email. it can go something like this:
dear outlier tailored performance:
you stole beth bikes! idea for keirin cut jeans. and what did you give her? nothing! she should be rightfully compensated for her brilliance THAT YOU STOLE.
i am so mad i can't even blog anymore.