so it was brought to my attention that michael ball apparently thinks it is cool to make rock & republic maternity jeans-- but not rock & republic keirin cut jeans?!
Because, as you know, hot women were created to be stuffed in really tight jeans so they can attract many men and spend much time laying on their backs, which eventually leads to the "with child" state. All the time spent laying around means they still have scrawny legs, but with a burgeoning belly.
Sports are a vain pursuit that distracts hot women from their intended role and leads to large thighs. Sports are best avoided. There is not point making hot jeans for sporty girls.
I'm so honored to have inspired a blog post! I KNEW the pregnancy spam email could be used for some good. I'm heading to my junk folder right now to see what else I can dig up for you! You should do a post on all the crazy ideas I've been sent for getting labor started (like your CAKE which is going to be amazing, come Friday night!!)
well not only is Hincapie making jeans now, they're making one for sprinter women! Beth, it's time to change your focus. Start emailing George instead, demanding recognition for your noble advocacy. He's better looking than Michael Ball, anyway.
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Because, as you know, hot women were created to be stuffed in really tight jeans so they can attract many men and spend much time laying on their backs, which eventually leads to the "with child" state. All the time spent laying around means they still have scrawny legs, but with a burgeoning belly.
Sports are a vain pursuit that distracts hot women from their intended role and leads to large thighs. Sports are best avoided. There is not point making hot jeans for sporty girls.
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I'm so honored to have inspired a blog post! I KNEW the pregnancy spam email could be used for some good. I'm heading to my junk folder right now to see what else I can dig up for you! You should do a post on all the crazy ideas I've been sent for getting labor started (like your CAKE which is going to be amazing, come Friday night!!)
i think if you come up with a market share analysis of keirin jeans vs maternity jeans would bring $$$ to mr ball that might persuade him...
babies in any form always win.
have you mentioned you keirin cut idea to folks at hincapie? i noticed they're making jeans now.
well not only is Hincapie making jeans now, they're making one for sprinter women! Beth, it's time to change your focus. Start emailing George instead, demanding recognition for your noble advocacy. He's better looking than Michael Ball, anyway.
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