yesterday - tuesday - by the time i made it home i wanted to cut off my legs, cause i kept sprinting up this stupid hill. perhaps that is a bit dramatic. my good friend michelle is a nutritionist and told me to eat protein and carbs 30 minutes upon getting home. so i had a glass of milk and a left over brownie from my bbq. i followed her instructions really well. carbs and protein, ya? then my legs tingled all night. then this morning, i really didn't want to go to work. not cause i didn't want to work, but cause i didn't want to bike to work, cause i was tingling so much (that, and it was a bit chilly). but all was fine when i got there, and when i got home and my legs weren't tingling anymore, so i measured... and, whoa: 61.25cm i knew they were going to be bigger, but i didn't expect by that much. i even had my roommate double check, to make sure i wasn't putting the tape measure all crooked and shit to cheat. but, nope. 61.25cm. looks like skirt season will begin early, as skirts easily adjust to expanding quads.
i wish i had some other news to share with the masses, but i don't. i am quite a bore these days. you should really stop reading this stupid website. i'm losing my creativity.