Narda called me back. She is a sweet masters time trialist - and an awesome women. But I definitely don't know her well enough to be talking about bumps in my butt hole. But she was awesome and gave me the diagnosis. Not a saddle sore -- a hemorrhoid. HEMORRHOID?!?! How do you get these?
- being overweight. (nope)
- inactive. (nope)
- sit a lot. (not really)
- pregnant. (nope)
- eat lots of meat and not enough veggies. (nope)
- have trouble pooping. (definitely nope)